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13.06.2025 00:06
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
AMD once again first to top GPU clock charts with RX 9060 XT delivering 3.1 GHz - VideoCardz.com
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
share office space ...
Why do men first look at a woman's chest instead of their face?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio's Project Century Gets A Strange New Title - GameSpot
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do you think Islam oppresses women when Christianity clearly does it more?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Trump signs proclamation banning travel from 12 countries - ABC News
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Gold Climbs as Rising Geopolitical and Trade Tensions Aid Havens - Bloomberg.com
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Ryan Lochte’s wife Kayla reveals ‘painful’ divorce after seven years of marriage - New York Post
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Hillary thinks we must censor or "we lose total control". Why does she demand total control?
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
What is the central theme of the entire Bible in one word (if possible)?